For Teh Lulz

This is the obvious truth about the Internet & jsp. They are more of laws than rules.

1. Do not tell anyone about the rules.
2. Do not talk about the rules.
3. Everything on the Internet is false until proven otherwise.
4. In order to prove something an image or video is require.
5. Images and/or videos can be doctored.
6. Therefore nothing on the internet can be proven without IRL or trusted proof.
7. In order for trusted proof to exist, there be must info hosted on a trustworthy site.
8. Do not feed the trolls, unless you are low enough to do it for post count.
9. Either way, if you argue with a troll, they win.
10. If you are going to spam, at least post something funny or interesting.
11. There are no girls on the internet.
12. Nobody likes mudkips.
13. Combo breakers are essential for a healthy forum.
14. If a combo is complete the thread has died.
15. A thread can only epic win once, so do not repost it.
16. Nobody likes mods, not even mods themselves.
17. Roflcat can do anything he wants.
18. Roflcat will not share his cheezburger.
19. If a thread has been deleted, it never happened.
20. Posting pictures of spam still counts as spam.
21. Even though spam comes in a can and tastes like cheap ham, it makes a forum unhealthy.
22. Orly?
23. Yarly.
24. Dividing by zero is impossible and therefore does not open a wormhole.
25. Everything looks more elegant in a tuxedo.
26. Saying vagina or penis is not funny unless you are 5 years old.
27. If you have a prediction of what someone will say, use this format: inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces)
28. If someone has posted inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces) then you must post (Insert phrase here with spaces).
29. If your thread was closed, 90% of the time it wasn't you fault, 50% of time it is a mod e-raging.
30. By disguising a link to add someone to your friend's list, you have failed.
31. Making the color of all of your posts correspond with the color of your signature and avatar does not make you cool.
32. Fat chicks are fat.
33. Racism is only funny to racists.
34. Everybody is a little bit racist.
35. If you are surprised, you will shat bricks.
36. Rick Rolling was never cool.
37. For every ?????, there must be a profit.
38. Real life money > Online Pixels.
39. Shoop da woop is chargin his lasers.
40. If you are flamed, you must flame back.
41. There is a fresh prince in everyone.
42. You raff, you ruse.
43. If you live 4000 years ago and wrote a fictional book on how the world came to existence, it would be a religion today.
44. I only post this too...
45. Simpson's have done it, don't even bother.
46. Of course, everyone is copying 4chan.
47. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL.
48. Complete sentences are always win.
49. 72% of all statistics are made up on spot.
50. If you tl;dr (Too Long: Didn't Read) everything, you might as well admit that you can't read.
51. You must be literate to use the internet.
52. TypingwithoutusingthespacebaristhebestwayIMO.
53. Ceiling cat is watching you.
54. If someone disagrees with you, they must be homosexual.
55. You have three options: win, fail, or spam.
56. Amirite?
57. Roflcopter is better than failboat and bumptruck put together.
58. Assuming that you win is failing.
59. If you can imagine it, then it exists.
60. If it doesn't exist, you must create it.
61. Google knows everything.
62. If you want to look smart just copy and paste wikipedia.
63. Pedobear can not be defeated.
64. If your thread requires a bump, then your thread has died.
65. +1s do not count as math.
66.6 Teh Satan.
67. The one who yells first is always the second post of the thread.
68. Vince > Billy Maze.
69. Posting in the wrong forum is like mistaking your dining room table for a toilet.
70. Chimpanzees don't ride segways, silly.
71. 404 is the best site In My Opinion.
72. Longcat has been everywhere.
73. If you expect a number someone will answer over 9000.
74. Syntax error told me you were doing it wrong.
75. "Look Here" is the worst title of all time.
76. Creating and hosting a video on youtube is so easy a caveman can do it.
77. Seriously, there are some stupid people on youtube.
78. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.
79. ^^^That's what she said.
80. Chuck Norris is more lame than his jokes.
81. Falcon punch solves everything. Use it wisely.

tl;dr



Just Kidding, I read it all the way through. I can't accurately state the win level of this, you I'll give the keyboard to Cool-Cat...

82. Posting a video to YouTube is like throwing a message in a bottle into a sea comprised entirely of messages in bottles.
83. Quoting Zero Punctuation will never be as funny as the actual video
84. I get a special prize
85. When someone posts a lol, a is not far away
86. veto veto veto veto
87. I'm right behind you, but don't look or I will hit you.
88. The speed of time travel in the 80s'
89. Trollers has feelings too
90. congrats if you have read this far, you have no life.
91. texting language iz ment 4 cell fones, not teh web
92. LAZ0RED!
93. TO BE CONTINUED

Rowl-With-It wrote:

This is the obvious truth about the Internet & jsp. They are more of laws than rules.

1. Do not tell anyone about the rules.
2. Do not talk about the rules.
3. Everything on the Internet is false until proven otherwise.
4. In order to prove something an image or video is require.
5. Images and/or videos can be doctored.
6. Therefore nothing on the internet can be proven without IRL or trusted proof.
7. In order for trusted proof to exist, there be must info hosted on a trustworthy site.
8. Do not feed the trolls, unless you are low enough to do it for post count.
9. Either way, if you argue with a troll, they win.
10. If you are going to spam, at least post something funny or interesting.
11. There are no girls on the internet.
12. Nobody likes mudkips.
13. Combo breakers are essential for a healthy forum.
14. If a combo is complete the thread has died.
15. A thread can only epic win once, so do not repost it.
16. Nobody likes mods, not even mods themselves.
17. Roflcat can do anything he wants.
18. Roflcat will not share his cheezburger.
19. If a thread has been deleted, it never happened.
20. Posting pictures of spam still counts as spam.
21. Even though spam comes in a can and tastes like cheap ham, it makes a forum unhealthy.
22. Orly?
23. Yarly.
24. Dividing by zero is impossible and therefore does not open a wormhole.
25. Everything looks more elegant in a tuxedo.
26. Saying vagina or penis is not funny unless you are 5 years old.
27. If you have a prediction of what someone will say, use this format: inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces)
28. If someone has posted inb4(Insert phrase here without spaces) then you must post (Insert phrase here with spaces).
29. If your thread was closed, 90% of the time it wasn't you fault, 50% of time it is a mod e-raging.
30. By disguising a link to add someone to your friend's list, you have failed.
31. Making the color of all of your posts correspond with the color of your signature and avatar does not make you cool.
32. Fat chicks are fat.
33. Racism is only funny to racists.
34. Everybody is a little bit racist.
35. If you are surprised, you will shat bricks.
36. Rick Rolling was never cool.
37. For every ?????, there must be a profit.
38. Real life money > Online Pixels.
39. Shoop da woop is chargin his lasers.
40. If you are flamed, you must flame back.
41. There is a fresh prince in everyone.
42. You raff, you ruse.
43. If you live 4000 years ago and wrote a fictional book on how the world came to existence, it would be a religion today.
44. I only post this too...
45. Simpson's have done it, don't even bother.
46. Of course, everyone is copying 4chan.
47. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL.
48. Complete sentences are always win.
49. 72% of all statistics are made up on spot.
50. If you tl;dr (Too Long: Didn't Read) everything, you might as well admit that you can't read.
51. You must be literate to use the internet.
52. TypingwithoutusingthespacebaristhebestwayIMO.
53. Ceiling cat is watching you.
54. If someone disagrees with you, they must be homosexual.
55. You have three options: win, fail, or spam.
56. Amirite?
57. Roflcopter is better than failboat and bumptruck put together.
58. Assuming that you win is failing.
59. If you can imagine it, then it exists.
60. If it doesn't exist, you must create it.
61. Google knows everything.
62. If you want to look smart just copy and paste wikipedia.
63. Pedobear can not be defeated.
64. If your thread requires a bump, then your thread has died.
65. +1s do not count as math.
66.6 Teh Satan.
67. The one who yells first is always the second post of the thread.
68. Vince > Billy Maze.
69. Posting in the wrong forum is like mistaking your dining room table for a toilet.
70. Chimpanzees don't ride segways, silly.
71. 404 is the best site In My Opinion.
72. Longcat has been everywhere.
73. If you expect a number someone will answer over 9000.
74. Syntax error told me you were doing it wrong.
75. "Look Here" is the worst title of all time.
76. Creating and hosting a video on youtube is so easy a caveman can do it.
77. Seriously, there are some stupid people on youtube.
78. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.
79. ^^^That's what she said.
80. Chuck Norris is more lame than his jokes.
81. Falcon punch solves everything. Use it wisely.

Wow 4chan ref much?

lol \b\tard

I honestly hope you know where this is from originally or you are a total NOOB

AH You called me out. I am in fact a \b\tard

and only a \b\tard would know that they were just called a \b\tard and not a bas-tard

U must then be a \b\tard

CoolCat Approves

i feel insulted by the picture of the lego snacks!

first of all, legos are awesome!

2nd, i've had them before & their the tastiest fruit snacks ever.

3rd,



so WHAT now?

The mean computer lady made me throw my companion cube into a furnace

I'm sorry companion cube!

that evil twisted fiend!!!

we will stop enhancing the truth in 3... 2... 1...

lol, in the game she was enhancing the truth when she said that she would stop enhancing the truth

Now you have learned how portals affect forward momentmum, or more accuratly, how it does not...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the first thread on this site to make it to a second page!

everyone log on at 8 pm this thursday. Plus, I got the chatbox to work so join that

XiX LLAMA XiX wrote:

everyone log on at 8 pm this thursday. Plus, I got the chatbox to work so join that

Apparently the users of the forum are to lazy to compete for achievements lol

eat this, forum users!!! _|_ (^_^) _|_